Thursday, March 25, 2010

BIG ASS CIRCLE

I am an undefined character..just a new page in your book!

THIS IS THE BIG ASS CIRCLE STORY

JENNY LIKES BOBBY
BUT BOBBY LIKES SUSIE
LARRY LIKES JENNY AND LIKES SUSIE
BUT BOBBY IS SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE
SO NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THIS CIRCLE GOES AROUND
BOBBY WILL ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
FUCK
ITS LIKE THE NEVERENDING CIRCLE
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

SO JENNY'S NOT TOO INTERESTED IN LARRY BUT THINKS HE'S CUTE..
AND REALLY SEE'S HERSELF WITH BOBBY
LARRY IS INTO SUSIE
AND BOBBY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS
UNTIL ONE DAY....
JENNY AND LARRY GO OUT
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW
THEY SEE BOBBY AND SUSIE
THIS BECOMES A DOUBLE DATE
AND EVERYONE'S LIKE WAIT.I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW WHOEVER
AND THEN SUSIE IS LIKE WAIT YOUR DATING ME AND HER.
AND THEN BOBBY IS LIKE WAIT YOUR DATING HIM TO SUSIE
JENNY LEAVES
BOBBY IS LIKE WAIT...AND RUNS AFTER HER
JENNY.."WHAT"
BOBBY.."YOU CAN'T LEAVE OUR FIRST DATE"
JENNY.."LETS GET OUT OF HERE"
BOBBY.."ALRIGHT..UMM WHOSE DRIVING"
JENNY.."YOU YOU SILLY GOOSE"
BOBBY.."UMM MY CARS IN THE SHOP"
"BROKEN RECORD SOUND..WAMP WAMP.."
JENNY.."JUST THIS TIME"
BOBBY.."OH THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME"

........MY STUPID LIL STORIES......REALISTIC AND UNREALISTIC...ENTERTAINING THOUGH....TUNE IN TO MORE STORIES.....THIS IS JUST A TESTER....

Thursday, March 4, 2010

when no 1's looking

I am an undefined character..just a new page in your book!

uh yea this is what I do:

the best time to pull out a wedgie

when I take pictures of people that look hilarious

smack a hoe and run..lls..just kiddng

laugh but when u look I try to maintain a straight face..but end up laughing anyways

uhhhhhhhhhhh yea..that's all folks